My favorite St. Patty's Day story:
Once on St. Patty's Day one of my college friends fell in the mud at the ATM in the middle of campus and got so mad at us about our laughing that she stormed home in disgust.
(The retelling is not nearly as funny as living it first hand)
What other holidays think of St. Patrick's Day becoming official . . .
(I apologize in advance for the non-beer commercial segment of the crowd)
